UC San Diego stumbled out of bed on Saturday morning and somehow made it to the field. Giving their best impression of France during the German blitzkrieg, the Tritons defense was cut like a knife through hot butter. Looking to clinch a bid to regionals, the Tritons disappointingly came out flat. A beautiful free kick from Youcef “The Sleeper” Rezagui and a solid PK from Kenan “Floppy Disc” Mesic were overshadowed by a defense that was more porous than SpongeBob. Long Beach 5, Tritons 3. The UC San Diego Men will travel to UCLA on Friday to play in regionals.