UC San Diego Completely Obliterates CSU San Bernardino
After some uncharacteristic losses, UC San Diego came out on Sunday set on annihilating its inferior opponent. San Diego scored 9 goals and allowed 0, a score line that brings back memories of Portugal vs. North Korea in the 2010 World Cup. There were so many goals the author of this score report was unable to remember who exactly scored. Pepe “I love Emil” Tovar had a hat-trick and Kenan “Big Baby” Mesic came close with 2 goals. Jon “AMSA is cool” Clausen had a goal in the second half and Firmin “Ur Friendly Neighborhood Uber Driver” Dingue scored a blooter as well.